I like 'em loaded,

yes i am that shallow.

F*ck you!, I'm gorgeous!

I will never fit in your straight-jacket, my hands need to flutter.

I love Religion even though it does not always love me back.

I believe in God, and She believes in me.

I will try to stop starting my sentences with I.

You bring the cash, i'll bring the smarts and if you play your cards right i'll let you have a cabana-boy.

Just dip it in chocolate and i'll suck it!

drugs and glitter DO make the world a better place.

jesus had it easy, he loved all men equally .. so would I if I could pull off a onesie with sandals, But alas I'm an autumn type so i need to be clad in fur and pearls.

Blow like a sinner or suck like a saint.

In case you did not notice, i'm high maintenance...
seriously, i'm in need of spare parts.

what my friends say 'bout me:

Irene:
He's a part of my soul, the part that's pitch black filled with horror and fear, but still a part of my soul.

Petra:
He's great with kids! he taught mine how to lay bricks, pour concrete and plaster walls. and they where only 6 and 9! imagine how much i'm gonna save on redecorating the years to come!

Dennis(straight):

I know he want's me, but he's a polite gay man. he only inappropriately touches me when i'm super drunk or a sleep so i'll won't get emotionally scarred from the experience. i guess that's his sweet side.

Finally what my mom has to say 'bout me.

He's Sweet, caring, smart and i'll send him of with any man that lives across the border...



Please love me.