Tik...Tok...Tik...Tok....4 o'clock....4 o'clock....Never let's me sleep...
....Dead is the new Alive.........for some.....

Ow my most humble apologies, I was not paying attention. Hello there! My name is Miss Suffer and I am......hmm age does not matter now does it. Ow and before you ask: Yes they call me Miss Suffer for a reason…So be forewarned!!

I live in an Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls, Cell 88. Together with my best friends the Plague Rats and Teardrop. They are such pleasant companions I would not trade them for anything in the world. Not even for Tea and Muffins! You must know my heart skips a beat for Muffins and Tea, they are simply divine!

But they are not as divine as my dearest loved one, Miss Teatime. I feel honored to call this amazing, gorgeous, special, cute, evil, and just plain stunning Lady my Love. She is also sending letters to this place. She uses a different name though to keep the guards of the Asylum from intercepting her letters. Her name is Pelusa and she holds the key to my heart <3<3

Let’s see what else do I like, ow yes I love to play with the Plague Rats and tease the guards....I love holding Midnight –Teaparties and spreading the Victorian Madness on to other Victim….I mean lovely people…. I enjoy listening to the lovely Miss Emilie Autumn and her Bloody Crumpets. If you have not been informed about Miss Emilie Autumn, then it is time you bloody hell go and do so! Her violin combined with her utterly amazing voice and the lovely Bloody Crumpets ofcourse will make your ears tingle with excitement.

Last but not least I do enjoy company, so if you ever feel like dropping by my cell and having a Teaparty you are most welcome to do so. I always have fresh Apple-Cinnamon Muffins and Forest Fruit Tea and you do not have to worry about the Plague Rats. They only nibble at your feet if they like you..

Well I am off to poison…I mean tease some of the guards! Have a wonderful evening and may your Teapot never be empty.

Love Miss Suffer